by Stephanus Berard
This satirical essay ridicules the belief (as expressed in another author's essay) that Latin is too difficult a language actually to be spoken.
Latin's a dead language,
as dead as dead can be.
It killed off all the Romans,
and now it's killing me!
An English translation of this essay is not available. Click on the Latin title below to view the essay in Latin.
Published in Latin in The American Classical League Newsletter, April 2003.